Valentine's Special- DRAMA FAIL

Here is a list of random made up stories I made for Valentines day. Enjoy.. I guess XD

Story one: Characters: Shoimi, Shoichi
Shoichi: NO! DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME! D:
Shoimi: I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU! I'M SORRY! AND I ALSO DON'T LOVE YOU!
Shoichi: BUT I LOVE YOU! LOVE ME BACK!
Shoimi: But...
Shoichi: BUT WHAT?!?!?
Shoimi: But you're a noob.
Shoichi: .........
-leaves blowing across park-

Story two: Characters: Lillie, Emmi
Emmi: OMG LOOK! LEN'S EATING POCKY! POCKY BETRAYED YOU!
Lillie: No.
Emmi: LEN BETRAYED YOU!
Lillie: NOO!!! ITSA THREE-WAY LOVE!
Emmi: o_o;;
(real experience there xDD)

 Story three: Characters: Mikchi, Bulldoze
Bulldoze: I LOVE YOU!
Mikchi: I LOVE YOU TOO!
SMSMDK; DIE!