Saturday, January 14, 2012

Lesson 4- Chameleon

Sensei mode: Today I will be teaching you how to disguise yourself. Have fun and come up with decent disguises!


Step 1: Look through your closet and see if you can find something that will camouflage you. I hope you know what camouflage means because as a sensei, I shouldn't be defining almighty and big shitty words. 
Lillie : HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOOD LUCK ON UR TRAINING!~ 
Those were a few words from the 3rd leader.
Children: Third leader? Wtf?
Yeah, I know.
Lillie : YOU GOT A PROBLEM??? EHH?? OIII KURA!!!! D:<
Translation: Oii Kura means Oii Maggot!
Anyways, moving on.


Step 2: After you find whatever crap you're wearing, activate your RAH. I hope you mastered it because you really need it. Important for all fighting classes.


Step 3: Put on your disguise and head out!


Step 4: If someone happens to see you, CALM THE F*** DOWN! Because, you have your disguise. Pretend you're taking a leisurely stroll. Oh yeah, only do this if you think your enemy saw you.
*Tip: Have Haru from REBORN! as your idol. :3
*TIP FROM LILLIE!!! : If that doesn't work... DO EVERYTHING IN HIGH TENSION!!! :D
The above tip is from Angel Beats, one of the best non ongoing animes ever.


Step 5: If that person sees through your disguise, STILL CALM THE F*** DOWN! Because, you have your.. you don't have anything. You have high tension and that's all. Pretend you're a completely different person with no intention to fight. Example from REBORN! :
Lussuria Quote: Deemoo *wiggling butt*
Awkward but I don't give a crap as long as you can get through your mission.


Step 6: Complete your mission as soon as you finish all these steps. :3

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